My vintage car caught my neighbor’s attention, and not in a good way. Clearly irritated, he believed my treasured old sedan was an eyesore and rashly decided to handle the situation himself by freezing it solid overnight. That evening, however, he learned a memorable lesson from karma.

NEIGHBOR: “Sell that rusty car! It’s ruining the air quality for my kids!
ME: “Really now? Are you offering to fund a new one for me?”