A mother is driving her daughter to a playdate. “Mommy,” the little girl asks, “How old are you?” “Honey, you shouldn’t ask a lady her age. It’s not polite,” the mother replies. “Okay,” the girl says, “How much do you weigh?” “Now really, those are personal questions and none of […]

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over and help me. I have a challenging jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.” Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” She replies, “According to the picture on the box, it’s […]

Husband to Wife:“Tomorrow is your birthday. What would you like as a gift?” Wife: “A giraffe!” Husband: “Sweetheart, be reasonable. Where can I find a giraffe? Ask for something I can actually manage.” Wife: “Alright, then give up drinking. That’s something you can do, and I’ll consider it a wonderful […]