In response to recent controversies and clashes, Elon Musk has made a decisive move by permanently banning Don Lemon from his X platform. Musk cited Lemon’s polarizing statements and divisive rhetoric as incompatible with the platform’s vision of open discourse and innovation.
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In a surprising move, CBS has secured a groundbreaking $2 billion agreement with comedy legend Dave Chappelle for a new late-night show. The network aims to compete fiercely against other late-night giants with Chappelle’s unique brand of humor and unapologetic commentary on current events. This deal comes amidst a wave […]
In a surprising turn of events, beloved actor Tom Hanks was reportedly asked to leave the Oscars ceremony tonight, with organizers citing a policy against “woke persons” attending the prestigious event. The decision to exclude Hanks, known for his distinguished career and universally admired persona, has left many fans and […]
In a recent interview, rap mogul Jay-Z didn’t mince words when addressing the Grammys’ apparent oversight of his wife Beyoncé’s contributions to music. Expressing frustration over the lack of recognition for Beyoncé’s work, particularly in the Album of the Year category, Jay-Z criticized the awards’ decision-making process. He argued that […]
Roseanne Barr, known for her unfiltered humor and no-nonsense attitude, has made headlines yet again by giving Hollywood heavyweight George Clooney the boot from her upcoming show. The decision to remove Clooney from the cast reportedly came after a series of creative differences between the two stars, with Barr ultimately […]
In a recent revelation that has sent shockwaves through the music industry, Taylor Swift opened up about her tumultuous relationship with Kanye West, revealing that she feels she was metaphorically “kicked” by the rapper. Swift, known for her candidness in addressing personal experiences through her music, spoke out about the […]
Garth Brooks’ shocking announcement has sent shockwaves through the country music industry, leaving fans and fellow musicians stunned by his sudden departure. The iconic singer, known for his chart-topping hits and legendary performances, revealed that he no longer feels at home in the world of country music, citing a lack […]
In a bold move sure to ruffle feathers in Hollywood, iconic actor Robert De Niro has announced the launch of his own podcast, aimed at exposing what he perceives as the detrimental influence of “woke” culture on the film industry. Titled “De Niro Unfiltered,” the podcast promises an unfiltered look […]
In a surprising turn of events, pop sensation Taylor Swift has announced a groundbreaking collaboration with Bud Light to produce a “Woke-Free” beer, promising consumers an authentic taste experience devoid of any perceived political correctness. The partnership, which has sent shockwaves through both the music and beverage industries, marks a […]
Renowned chef Gordon Ramsay has once again made headlines, this time for his scathing critique of a new vegan burger joint, signaling a declaration of war on what he terms “woke food culture.” Ramsay, known for his no-nonsense approach to cooking and unapologetic opinions, minced no words as he lambasted […]